munchies101

 

so im sitting here & i totally realized i havent done a february post yet! what better state of mind to blog in than being blowd outta this world? exactly.

ive decided to brake down the science of munchies (& there IS a science…). To all my new booty smokers…take notes. To all my expert tokers let me know how close i was to the rules you abide by. : )

this should be fun…

my number 1 rule no matter the situation is NEVER, EVER eat a super duper heavy meal…at first! some may disagree but think about it. i dont care what type of weed you smoked… after eating a really big meal you are nowhere NEAR as high as u could have been!

the solution to this i have found is  eating small things like cookies, chips, crackers (cheeze-its…yummm), fruit snacks (my personal fave!), etc. things like this are small enough to satisfy ure hunger until youre absolutely ready to come down.

the main mistake munchers tend to make is eating their high away…causing them to have to roll another blunt. im all about weed conservation & why smoke number 2 prematurely?

..yall like how im hella serious about this right? LMAO.

when u are on your way down…thats when u grub! to each his own when it comes to this one. im a mexican food or chicken type of girl myself. by the time u finish… your first high should be gone & hopefully SOMEONE is rolling another blunt somewhere in the room. LOL

i hope this has helped. if not, im sure u laughed. im wayy to high for this….can some1 bring me a fruit rollup.

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myBFFmaryjane

 

remember those D.A.R.E. classes? ill be the first to say that i was hardcore on that shit. i used to wear my muh-fuckn D.A.R.E. shirt on the weekends. thats how crucial it was.

“& i'd die for that shit too.”- Day Day (Friday After Next)

the point is that im writing this post with a blunt in my hand. wtf happened?! ill fuckn tell u what happened: the D.A.R.E. teacher couldnt have been talkn about weed.  i mean think about it. all the drugs he was talkn about did crazy shit like make u lose your rent $$ or make you steal out your momma’s purse. now i dunno what anyone else thinks but weed has NEVER, EVER made me do either one of those things.  if i dont have it..i dont have it.

oh jeez! then ALCOHOL?! yea right! niggas be running over people & running off clifs & shit. Weed only makes me get home safer so i can enjoy whatever munchies im bout to smash on.

weed is natural. yea. i said that shit. it is. when i roll a bliggity (thats a blunt . inside joke that i know more than 1 person would get) i dont have to add shit to it but an EMPTY cigar shell & saliva. Now i dont know the exact Betty Crocker recipe for crack but i DO know it aint easier than that. Jeezy said something about some baking soda. im not baking nigga…WTF i need that shit for?!

crack.meth.pills (although i do enjoy a loritab or xanax every now & then). coke? none of that shit is the business!  im sorry to break it to you people but THATS what  Officer Friendly was yapping about.

have a blunt instead! u not high after the first one? fuck it. roll another. u cant overdose. trust me. (??).  there will never be a day where this high aint enough for me. this is NOT a gateway drug. believe me.

 

get ya mind right.

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