weDONTgoTOGETHER.

 

yes people. its almost that time of the year when relationships magically fall apart. yanno..summer. my issue with this season is that a lot of you assholes dont even do it right! u cant wait until june to be like “oh this isnt working." or “its the summer i wanna explore my possibilities.” wammmmp. not a good idea. regardless of where the relationship stands in the fall…this is about that time that you need to be strategizing a possible summer escape plan. wanna know why she never let u fuck again after u dumped her? because u didnt do it the right way. a more developed plan goes a long way.

be prepared for the one question that you KNOW shes gonna ask: WHY?!

this is the part where u either pass of fail. now most of u simple niggas are probably thinking that u pass either way cuz u got freed up. SMH. the true success of a breakup is when she doesnt completely hate u.

the worst thing to do is to stumble on the reply. dont ever ever ever ever say any of the following:

• “its not u…its me.”
• “remember that night when u wouldnt let me go out? yea. thats why.”
• “if you love me, youll let me go…”

-_- <<that should be similar to the type of face u will receive after she hears that shit out of your mouth.

when THE question arises the best route is to be honest…almost. no matter what u say make sure u end it with something on the lines of: “ there are just some things that i really need to figure out. i just hope your still there when i do.” that should work for most. if not…she’ll prolly give up some sympathy ass every blue moon just because it SOUNDED like u thought the idea thru.

mind u…none of this would work on me. imma g. ill breakup wit u first. LOL.

 

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clearingmyMIND.

 

so help me understand how it is that people can like you so much yet act so indifferent sometimes? its crazy because i vowed to not bother wit any niggas after the still ongoing breakup (dont ask..lmao) with the father of my child. so he slips through the cracks only to disappoint like alll the others? this dating game is a real russian roulette kinda situation. as liberated i feel about being single this shit is for the BIRDS! i dont see how you guys do it! but i guess this is the only way to truly find that person that is for you.

what constitutes a good intro to an actual relationship? i ask this because i thought i had it figured out. the chemistry, the lack of those awkward silences, the similar interests? what happens when all thats there…but its still not right? or maybe one of the parties in question is totally down for the ‘lets see what happens’ idea & the other one is as well but …falsely? dont you think they owe it to that person to keep it real? to identify the hang-ups & figure it all out before one or both people are too far gone. (that was a drake reference for @Purple_Starship. i know shes gonna read this!LOL).

i think a lot of these issues come from past relationships. either we’re both still stuck on that ex or we constantly find ourselves comparing our next…to our ex. either way its a super bad situation. in either case its probably not the best idea to pursue that relationship..let alone any for that matter. you cannot fully give your ♥ to someone when you left a piece of it with the last love. regardless of how much you BELIEVE that youre over that person maybe your ♥ hasnt completely gotten over them. and if i dont know anything else i do know that your heart & your mind RARELY agree with each other. when they do tho… hold on to that person at all costs!!

this entry was more of an ‘excuse me while i get some things off my chest’ type of entry but if it helped or you partially agreed with ANYTHING ive said then its served a double purpose.

 

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munchies101

 

so im sitting here & i totally realized i havent done a february post yet! what better state of mind to blog in than being blowd outta this world? exactly.

ive decided to brake down the science of munchies (& there IS a science…). To all my new booty smokers…take notes. To all my expert tokers let me know how close i was to the rules you abide by. : )

this should be fun…

my number 1 rule no matter the situation is NEVER, EVER eat a super duper heavy meal…at first! some may disagree but think about it. i dont care what type of weed you smoked… after eating a really big meal you are nowhere NEAR as high as u could have been!

the solution to this i have found is  eating small things like cookies, chips, crackers (cheeze-its…yummm), fruit snacks (my personal fave!), etc. things like this are small enough to satisfy ure hunger until youre absolutely ready to come down.

the main mistake munchers tend to make is eating their high away…causing them to have to roll another blunt. im all about weed conservation & why smoke number 2 prematurely?

..yall like how im hella serious about this right? LMAO.

when u are on your way down…thats when u grub! to each his own when it comes to this one. im a mexican food or chicken type of girl myself. by the time u finish… your first high should be gone & hopefully SOMEONE is rolling another blunt somewhere in the room. LOL

i hope this has helped. if not, im sure u laughed. im wayy to high for this….can some1 bring me a fruit rollup.

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whathappensWHEN….

 

a friend of mine brought this up & i thought it was worth blogging about. here’s the rundown:

she’s in a relationship that shes completely committed to…BUT [& there is ALWAYS a but] she’s recently met some1 who is amazing. they talk as much as she’s able  to & they get along great. he knows she is in a serious realtionship & knows & RESPECTS his boundaries.

WHEN THIS HAPPENS…WHAT DO U DO?

this is a very sticky situation but it basically comes down to these few factors.

• is this NEW guy really as great as u think? think about it. u just met him. youve known your boyfriend way longer-sometimes seniority wins.
• are u willing to throw away everything u and your boyfriend have built for this new person?
• is that new person on the same level [or above] that your boyfriend is on emotionally, physically & everything in between [does he have his life together?]
• can this new person “replace” all the feelings and emotions u have invested into your boyfriend?

of course i could go on & on but u get the point. weighing out all the pros & cons between the two will give u your answer. solid evidence always outweighs the heart in significance. who knows? maybe that new guy is the one. but then again maybe thats just that initial giddy feeling & lust thats clouding your judgement.

hope i helped.

*got a ?—i prolly got an answer for it. just be ready to hear the truth.*

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