myBFFmaryjane

 

remember those D.A.R.E. classes? ill be the first to say that i was hardcore on that shit. i used to wear my muh-fuckn D.A.R.E. shirt on the weekends. thats how crucial it was.

“& i'd die for that shit too.”- Day Day (Friday After Next)

the point is that im writing this post with a blunt in my hand. wtf happened?! ill fuckn tell u what happened: the D.A.R.E. teacher couldnt have been talkn about weed.  i mean think about it. all the drugs he was talkn about did crazy shit like make u lose your rent $$ or make you steal out your momma’s purse. now i dunno what anyone else thinks but weed has NEVER, EVER made me do either one of those things.  if i dont have it..i dont have it.

oh jeez! then ALCOHOL?! yea right! niggas be running over people & running off clifs & shit. Weed only makes me get home safer so i can enjoy whatever munchies im bout to smash on.

weed is natural. yea. i said that shit. it is. when i roll a bliggity (thats a blunt . inside joke that i know more than 1 person would get) i dont have to add shit to it but an EMPTY cigar shell & saliva. Now i dont know the exact Betty Crocker recipe for crack but i DO know it aint easier than that. Jeezy said something about some baking soda. im not baking nigga…WTF i need that shit for?!

crack.meth.pills (although i do enjoy a loritab or xanax every now & then). coke? none of that shit is the business!  im sorry to break it to you people but THATS what  Officer Friendly was yapping about.

have a blunt instead! u not high after the first one? fuck it. roll another. u cant overdose. trust me. (??).  there will never be a day where this high aint enough for me. this is NOT a gateway drug. believe me.

 

get ya mind right.

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