weDONTgoTOGETHER.

 

yes people. its almost that time of the year when relationships magically fall apart. yanno..summer. my issue with this season is that a lot of you assholes dont even do it right! u cant wait until june to be like “oh this isnt working." or “its the summer i wanna explore my possibilities.” wammmmp. not a good idea. regardless of where the relationship stands in the fall…this is about that time that you need to be strategizing a possible summer escape plan. wanna know why she never let u fuck again after u dumped her? because u didnt do it the right way. a more developed plan goes a long way.

be prepared for the one question that you KNOW shes gonna ask: WHY?!

this is the part where u either pass of fail. now most of u simple niggas are probably thinking that u pass either way cuz u got freed up. SMH. the true success of a breakup is when she doesnt completely hate u.

the worst thing to do is to stumble on the reply. dont ever ever ever ever say any of the following:

• “its not u…its me.”
• “remember that night when u wouldnt let me go out? yea. thats why.”
• “if you love me, youll let me go…”

-_- <<that should be similar to the type of face u will receive after she hears that shit out of your mouth.

when THE question arises the best route is to be honest…almost. no matter what u say make sure u end it with something on the lines of: “ there are just some things that i really need to figure out. i just hope your still there when i do.” that should work for most. if not…she’ll prolly give up some sympathy ass every blue moon just because it SOUNDED like u thought the idea thru.

mind u…none of this would work on me. imma g. ill breakup wit u first. LOL.

 

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