hot&BOTHERED

 

check this high-larious sex scene out from MacGruber. the 80s-esque foggy lens…not to mention Mr. Mister’s “Take These Broken Wings” playing in the background….& thats when shit gets real.  LOL.

iCANT.

 

the macarena in snuggies…at the club. the dog killd it though.  then my nigga was lookn at a snuggie centerfold. lawd help me.

thisNIGGA.

 

yanno…i suppose u gotta respect him for being real….#khrisshrug. my man’s eyes cockd like a pistol though! SMfH. he prolly need the weed for his cataracts. dont let him distract you from peepn lil man in the billy jean suit.

loveDRUNK

 

the fact that he started this damn song singing “it’s mr. steal ya girl” is enough for me. the funny part is he’s completely RIGHT. he could steal me from whoever…anyday. enjoy Trigga Trey & the Barb everyone loves to hate. i must say..this has to be the WORST verse shes ever spit. commercial nicki is so wack compared to how hard i KNOW she can come on a track. eh…but who am i to judge? *khris shrug*

itemNINE

 

opening scene of the comedic genius that is Pineapple Express. kinda makes you wonder if this is how marijuana really became illegal…well, maybe only if youre high. CLEARLY it couldnt have happened this way but it’s nice to dream. enjoy u potheads u.

DORAinrealLIFE

 

as i post this Kaylen is watchn this show right now. LOL. Enjoy Dora…as she probably would be in real life. Yanno since her parents dont care that she aint never at home.

 

&ifYOUthoughtTHATwasGOOD…

 

..ladies….this one is for you. *wink*. zoom zoom baby.

 

&nextYEARimmaBE……??

 

i literally cant breathe but i have found the strength to post this. enjoy as i take my last gasp for air.

 

miniDADDY

 

SMH. all i know is that it sounds like hes sayn “im bout to eat on my burrito.” now i dont know spanish or nuthin…but by the looks of this kid…im not that far off.

 

perfectlyBLIND.

 

hands down one of  my favorite songs by this group. a lot of people  overlooked them because they were “made on TV” but they have AMAZING voices. i didnt realize there was an official video for this until i ran across it on “the tube” (thats what i call YOUTUBE. lol…no its not). the video is so simple yet the cinematography made me feel the song even more. maybe you’ll feel the same. heres… willie. robert. mike. brian. que. DAY26 . enjoy.

 

randomASusual.

 

im just talkn. LOL. enjoy.

ohhhSOOKIEsookieNOW

 

here’s our uncle Snoop payin homage to the only New Zealand chick id ever ride with. True Blood is absolutely one of thee best shows on TV right now..im willing to bet on it. Any takers? Anyway enjoy this tribute to the wonderful…. Miss Sookie Stackhouse…(Compton??)

whoathereBUDDY!

 

this sooo looks like some shit i would do to someone. SMH. wow…that showed me a lot about myself  just now buttttt FUCK it. 2 florida chicks “solicit” Sweet. but they gotta see WHAT HE WORKING WIT FIRST! ***disclaimer: there will be peen.***

 

ky-maniMARLEY

 

today me && my “sis” met the wonderful && talented Ky-mani Marley. he is currently on a book tour promoting his hew book, Dear Dad .

ill be the first to say that he his an amazing && nice person. he sounds great in person! i advise u all to buy the book & his albums. LOL. but anyway.. enjoy the video clip && the pictures!

…..my signed book. sweeet!

Ky-mani && me. i think we look wonderful together!

The clip is from his performance today. the song is called EVOLUTION. its from his new album EVOLUTION for a REVOLUTION. enjoy.

 

gimmieDAT….bacon??

 

i hate plies…thank God for parodies. ENOY MINIONS.

 

nowgetHIGH

 

HAPPY 4/20 ALL U  WEEDHEADS. i figure its been a few days since ive done a post so what better way to come back then on our holiday. LOL. shoutout to all the irregular smokers that are too hyped bout today. SMH. lames. but if you’re a real weed smoker. you’ll appreciate this…

 

sooo if you dont already know about this shit…imma need you to get ya YOUTUBE game up…LOL this is Curren$y’s (yanno…fly society Curren$y) YOUTUBE web show called “MythBlazers”. its pretty fucking hilarious & informative. this is episode 1. search for it on YOUTUBE for the additional episodes. they’re all fuckn great. enjoy all my collapsed lunged friends.

 

rudeBOY

 

yooo. this shit is wild. that is all. shoutout to Sharona for sending this to me via twitter. enjoy minions.

 

topTHAT!

 

so im randomly going through my mental rolodex & this movie totally jumped out at me. I know anyone who is TRULY an 80s baby will appreciate this post. Its one of the BEST scenes from Teen Witch (1989). it didnt star anyone we’d care to remember except Zelda Rubinstein (RIP) you know…the creepy lil lady from Poltergeist?  i swear i die every time i hear one of the girls say “look how FUNKY he is!” crazy cuz i musta missed that. anyway, up & coming rappers…take note. THIS is how its done. Waaaammmmmmmppppp.

 

7DAYS….

 

ROFLMAO. thats all i got. enjoy.

carryTHEMout…

 

so occasionally i like to browse youtube & find idiots who purposely embarrass themselves by actually trying to do their own rendition of a song that never asked for their assistance. the 2 following videos are definitely the top 2 ive seen doing Timbaland & Justin Timberlake’s “carryout”. enjoy minions.