wellfuckyouTOO...

 

hot&BOTHERED

 

check this high-larious sex scene out from MacGruber. the 80s-esque foggy lens…not to mention Mr. Mister’s “Take These Broken Wings” playing in the background….& thats when shit gets real.  LOL.

iCANT.

 

the macarena in snuggies…at the club. the dog killd it though.  then my nigga was lookn at a snuggie centerfold. lawd help me.

thisNIGGA.

 

yanno…i suppose u gotta respect him for being real….#khrisshrug. my man’s eyes cockd like a pistol though! SMfH. he prolly need the weed for his cataracts. dont let him distract you from peepn lil man in the billy jean suit.

itemNINE

 

opening scene of the comedic genius that is Pineapple Express. kinda makes you wonder if this is how marijuana really became illegal…well, maybe only if youre high. CLEARLY it couldnt have happened this way but it’s nice to dream. enjoy u potheads u.

peekaBOO.

 

seriously…one of the FUNNIEST picture messages ive ever gotten.

DORAinrealLIFE

 

as i post this Kaylen is watchn this show right now. LOL. Enjoy Dora…as she probably would be in real life. Yanno since her parents dont care that she aint never at home.

 

&ifYOUthoughtTHATwasGOOD…

 

..ladies….this one is for you. *wink*. zoom zoom baby.

 

&nextYEARimmaBE……??

 

i literally cant breathe but i have found the strength to post this. enjoy as i take my last gasp for air.

 

miniDADDY

 

SMH. all i know is that it sounds like hes sayn “im bout to eat on my burrito.” now i dont know spanish or nuthin…but by the looks of this kid…im not that far off.

 

whoathereBUDDY!

 

this sooo looks like some shit i would do to someone. SMH. wow…that showed me a lot about myself  just now buttttt FUCK it. 2 florida chicks “solicit” Sweet. but they gotta see WHAT HE WORKING WIT FIRST! ***disclaimer: there will be peen.***

 

nickiMINAJisRUNINGmyLIFE!

 

dont get me wrong…i like her but the confidence she be giving these boogawolves is just too much for me to handle!!!!

 

homegirl like 7’3 wit them shoes on…that BARELY match her outfit. wait…now that i look again…i dont think they do. SMH. i cant.

gimmieDAT….bacon??

 

i hate plies…thank God for parodies. ENOY MINIONS.

 

topTHAT!

 

so im randomly going through my mental rolodex & this movie totally jumped out at me. I know anyone who is TRULY an 80s baby will appreciate this post. Its one of the BEST scenes from Teen Witch (1989). it didnt star anyone we’d care to remember except Zelda Rubinstein (RIP) you know…the creepy lil lady from Poltergeist?  i swear i die every time i hear one of the girls say “look how FUNKY he is!” crazy cuz i musta missed that. anyway, up & coming rappers…take note. THIS is how its done. Waaaammmmmmmppppp.

 

7DAYS….

 

ROFLMAO. thats all i got. enjoy.

carryTHEMout…

 

so occasionally i like to browse youtube & find idiots who purposely embarrass themselves by actually trying to do their own rendition of a song that never asked for their assistance. the 2 following videos are definitely the top 2 ive seen doing Timbaland & Justin Timberlake’s “carryout”. enjoy minions.

 

 

ialwaysAPPRECIATEtheWINGMAN!

 

yanno, ive always like luigi better than mario. *kanye shrug* i like my men tall. what can i say? anyway this is pretty fucking funny.

P.S. i dunno whats goin on with me & the Mario Bros. references lately…

 

sexTHERAPY….iGUESS

 

ummm i seriously have no words for this! just one question..whats with the gloves? warning:  fellas…brace yourself.

shoutout to my homie @Purple_Starship for this fuckery.

 

superSNUFFED

 

ummm i dont even know what the hell was going on but i can tell u it didnt end nicely. roflmao @ the “attacker” for saying the word ‘nigga’ like nigget, WDDDA? i kinda felt bad at the end of this but then i remembered i didnt have a conscience. anyway, enjoy this fuckery…i did.

 

goodCOP…babyCOP

 

courtesy of FOD. the little girl is Will Farrell’s daughter. You may remember her from the FOD skit “The Landlord”. U gotta love getting the kids involved. enjoy bitches.