food4thought.

 

“ the best thing to hold onto in life is ….each other.” 

– Ms. Audrey Hepburn

…likeaSUBWAYinHARLEM

 

since i was bumpin “SAY YEAH” ive been infatuated with Mr. Khalifa’s tattoos. i remember his SHOW & PROVE in XXL back when not a lot of people were checkn for him. now he’s everyone’s favorite joint roller. click here to download his best mixtape to date... KUSH x OJ.

whyiLOVEmyblackberry

 

fuck an iphone. blackberry has come such a long way since i was rockn my white bb pearl. the most amazing thing about this phone is BBM. for all u squarebears…thats BlackBerry Messenger (kinda feel stupid for not figuring that out on your own huh? its okay). the wonder of this instant message like feature is that…*DRUMROLL* as long as they have a BB… i dont have to give my # out.  O-M motherfuckn G! it works by PINs (if ive gotta tell u what THAT is..click that nice red X on the top right of your screen) so when im tired of some thirsty ass person hitting me up…i can just delete them. i can even ignore their future requests to be on my contact list. so while yall callin the phone company to block a nigga that you shouldnt have given your number to in the first place, our phone makes it easy. i know…pick your mouth up. i told u this phone rockd! there’s my baby!

an amazing app that i LOVE using is called captureit!  a lot of BB users dont know about this app. If youre on my blog on your BB, click here to download it now. this lets u take screenshots of everything on your phone. mostly me and my friends use it for pure laughs & also in the case that we may have to put a nigga on blast. heres a screenshot from a BBM convo i was having with Ciara. <<follow her on twitter!

With BBM, you can have conferences with multiple people. think of it as an INVITE ONLY chatroom. it fuckn rocks my socks.

Now if you know me…you know the only thing i love more than my blackberry is TWITTER! thanks to Ubertwitter, I can use both of the things i love at the exact same time! *dougies*. in the past Ubertwitter has looked kind of dull & the picture quality wasnt the best but theyve totally revampd! you can even customize the colors now.

shoutout to @msmarijuana & @straitjigg. follow them too!

i could seriously go on forever..but i wont. bottomline if you havent gone onto the darkside (aka apple) come fuck wit us. #TEAMBLACKBERRY.

randomASusual.

 

im just talkn. LOL. enjoy.

justHOLDtight!

 

so i know im always sayin imma do video blogs but gosh! theres not time to do it in the day & when i get a break…im in my PJs. I promise imma get on that shit. Actually, i think imma get my “sis” Monique to come thru to do one wit me. we had a fuckn crazy ass last friday & u need both of us to really grasp the whole story. LOL. Anyway, thats coming soon so look out for that. & more personal/video entries coming as well! ***kisses bitches***

weDONTgoTOGETHER.

 

yes people. its almost that time of the year when relationships magically fall apart. yanno..summer. my issue with this season is that a lot of you assholes dont even do it right! u cant wait until june to be like “oh this isnt working." or “its the summer i wanna explore my possibilities.” wammmmp. not a good idea. regardless of where the relationship stands in the fall…this is about that time that you need to be strategizing a possible summer escape plan. wanna know why she never let u fuck again after u dumped her? because u didnt do it the right way. a more developed plan goes a long way.

be prepared for the one question that you KNOW shes gonna ask: WHY?!

this is the part where u either pass of fail. now most of u simple niggas are probably thinking that u pass either way cuz u got freed up. SMH. the true success of a breakup is when she doesnt completely hate u.

the worst thing to do is to stumble on the reply. dont ever ever ever ever say any of the following:

• “its not u…its me.”
• “remember that night when u wouldnt let me go out? yea. thats why.”
• “if you love me, youll let me go…”

-_- <<that should be similar to the type of face u will receive after she hears that shit out of your mouth.

when THE question arises the best route is to be honest…almost. no matter what u say make sure u end it with something on the lines of: “ there are just some things that i really need to figure out. i just hope your still there when i do.” that should work for most. if not…she’ll prolly give up some sympathy ass every blue moon just because it SOUNDED like u thought the idea thru.

mind u…none of this would work on me. imma g. ill breakup wit u first. LOL.

 

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sillyBITCHES…

 

remember when these creatures were far & in between? it seems like no matter what i do or where i go…theyre around! lets start on my favorite social site TWITTER. you have no idea how fucking SICK i am of bitches doing wayyyy too much & then getting mad at the niggas that put them right on front street.

i ran across @MsMemphisBooty (im not linking her tho. fuck that bitch) today and literally laughed out loud. her main pic is her…completely naked. her background is tiled with a similar image. i dont knock anyone about how they get folowers…i mean some people just dont have the conversational skills some of us do. the part that KILLED me tho? was that her bio said something on the lines of “married. not dealing with any B.S.”. bitch HUH? youre…NAKED. if u dont think that youre gonna come across some type of crazy shit your kidding yourself. and your MARRIED. i dont know about you guys…but if my wife was naked on a social site of any kind besides MY CELLPHONE i’d choke her out & then drown her. WTF kinda shit is that?! what kind of respect do you have for yourself  let alone the man who gave you HIS last name. this is why the institution of marriage is almost like a joke nowadays….

 

…& then there is @KatStacks. oh cant forget about this loose ass bitch. so she decides to start a blog telling, sometimes in detail, about all the celebrities (none A-listers..to me at least) she’s sucked & fucked on. umm first off the first time i even ran across her twitter page…she was wearing an ankle bracelet. like the electronic ones a, oh i dont know, parole officer would lace you with… RIGHT. anyway, secondly i dont believe this bitch. first off she looks kinda slow & from a pic i saw of her va-jay jay…it kinda looks like she used to be a dude. check her pics on this blog. like i get what shes tryna do…become a low budget Karrine Stephens but come on. the caliber of niggas Kat is ALLEGEDLY fuckin wit aint gon do shit but leave her with an STD. i dont condone being a ho in any way, shape or form but come on son.

& the last silly bitch i will comment on tonight is one of my BFF’s friends. how is it that you can be uber tight with someone & you dont tell her that the dude shes been fucking…has been trying to fuck you? how does that slip your mind? i dont get it. the first time a nigga one of MY friends was involved with came at me on some other shit…im setting this nigga up. imma do some shit like call her on my phone and leave it in my purse so she can hear that shit. maybe i watch too much Cheaters but i dont play that game. what do you think he’d say about you? not anything good…trust me. shit, if he had the chance he’d prolly throw you under the bus & say it was all you. dont let dick cloud your judgment people. its such a SILLY BITCH move.

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writingoutLOUD.

 

but on some real shit--

ill probably never open up to u again

probably never think ure real again

probably take it back to where it began

probably.

 

but on some real shit--

i thought u were sincere

thought u wanted to be here

thought i held some part of your heart so dear

i thought.

 

but on some trill shit--

i guess it couldnt last too long

guess ill never again listen to that song

guess i was just severely wrong

about u…

…i guess.                                                                                                    ©

clearingmyMIND.

 

so help me understand how it is that people can like you so much yet act so indifferent sometimes? its crazy because i vowed to not bother wit any niggas after the still ongoing breakup (dont ask..lmao) with the father of my child. so he slips through the cracks only to disappoint like alll the others? this dating game is a real russian roulette kinda situation. as liberated i feel about being single this shit is for the BIRDS! i dont see how you guys do it! but i guess this is the only way to truly find that person that is for you.

what constitutes a good intro to an actual relationship? i ask this because i thought i had it figured out. the chemistry, the lack of those awkward silences, the similar interests? what happens when all thats there…but its still not right? or maybe one of the parties in question is totally down for the ‘lets see what happens’ idea & the other one is as well but …falsely? dont you think they owe it to that person to keep it real? to identify the hang-ups & figure it all out before one or both people are too far gone. (that was a drake reference for @Purple_Starship. i know shes gonna read this!LOL).

i think a lot of these issues come from past relationships. either we’re both still stuck on that ex or we constantly find ourselves comparing our next…to our ex. either way its a super bad situation. in either case its probably not the best idea to pursue that relationship..let alone any for that matter. you cannot fully give your ♥ to someone when you left a piece of it with the last love. regardless of how much you BELIEVE that youre over that person maybe your ♥ hasnt completely gotten over them. and if i dont know anything else i do know that your heart & your mind RARELY agree with each other. when they do tho… hold on to that person at all costs!!

this entry was more of an ‘excuse me while i get some things off my chest’ type of entry but if it helped or you partially agreed with ANYTHING ive said then its served a double purpose.

 

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thiscouldBE...

 

so i was laying here attempting to go to sleep just listening to music when a drake song came on & inspired me to write this in my phone. for some reason i couldnt wait until the morning to post this. every now & then my creative side peeks out. hope u like it.

 

i swear i felt it the other day…

a spark.

a flash.

an uncontrollable tingle inside.

it HAD to be something…

but maybe its just nothing at all.

 

but then i swear i heard it in your voice…

in your smile.

in your laugh.

in the way you said my name.

it HAD to be something…

but maybe its just nothing at all.

 

And then when im up…

i come tumbling down.

thinking that im thinking too far into this.

trying to read too deep in between the lines.

this COULD be something…

but its probably just nothing…

 

…at all.                                                                              ©

bl0gging4C0OLpoints?!

 

first off let me start off by saying that I am allll about the freedom of speech. ive never been the type to silence people’s thoughts or ideas. but there is something affecting the blog community that needs to be addressed.

blogging has becoming increasingly a ‘hip & cool’ concept which means that everyday some jerk  wearing skinny jeans & a vintage shirt (that he has no memory of) who has a random thought in their mind can start a blog. they dont necessarily care about making something actually interesting & possibly informative. theyre more concerned with shock value i suppose. but an entry on loose vagina lips?! youve gotta be kidding!!!  how do u have a blog filled with entries like that!? first off who the fuck cares & secondly i dont wanna read that shit. WTF. i admit that i have random postings but id like to think that even if they dont apply to u, theyre interesting or funny. not ridiculous.

to me, those types of  blogs make the good ones feel…cheapened. if thats what people want to read then God bless the blogs that still have substance & the people who genuinely work hard on theirs.

fuck all u bloggers that blog cuz u think its cool & not because your purpose is to make people laugh & possibly have them thinking about the world around them hours after reading. blogging doesnt make u cool. being cool helps make u a great blogger. a great blogger has style, humor & a different outlook on life. things like that are in your blood. & trust me its NOT in yours.

 

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munchies101

 

so im sitting here & i totally realized i havent done a february post yet! what better state of mind to blog in than being blowd outta this world? exactly.

ive decided to brake down the science of munchies (& there IS a science…). To all my new booty smokers…take notes. To all my expert tokers let me know how close i was to the rules you abide by. : )

this should be fun…

my number 1 rule no matter the situation is NEVER, EVER eat a super duper heavy meal…at first! some may disagree but think about it. i dont care what type of weed you smoked… after eating a really big meal you are nowhere NEAR as high as u could have been!

the solution to this i have found is  eating small things like cookies, chips, crackers (cheeze-its…yummm), fruit snacks (my personal fave!), etc. things like this are small enough to satisfy ure hunger until youre absolutely ready to come down.

the main mistake munchers tend to make is eating their high away…causing them to have to roll another blunt. im all about weed conservation & why smoke number 2 prematurely?

..yall like how im hella serious about this right? LMAO.

when u are on your way down…thats when u grub! to each his own when it comes to this one. im a mexican food or chicken type of girl myself. by the time u finish… your first high should be gone & hopefully SOMEONE is rolling another blunt somewhere in the room. LOL

i hope this has helped. if not, im sure u laughed. im wayy to high for this….can some1 bring me a fruit rollup.

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stopFRONTIN…

 

this entry is about to be one of my rants but i NEED to get this off my chest. i am soooo tired of wannabe ass bitches & niggas!!! when did it become UNCOOL for u to be yourself & keep shit real?!

if you aint got shit….STOP actin like u do

if u dont do shit…..STOP actin like u do

if YOU aint shit….STOP actin like u are!

i have NEVER EVER fronted on shit and its some people out in this world that dont know to be themselves.

niggas talkn about how much fly gear they got & i always see u in the same shoes. fuck it. its hard out here but dont try to up yourself so someone else will like u. only 1 who gotta like u is YOU. remember that.

niggas talk about how much weed they smoke & how good they smoke & i know for a fact they JUST started smoking. plus u dont know the difference between stress & chronic so i know u wouldnt know a bomb sack if it slapped u in the face. wtf is that shit about?! i had no idea that as adult we’re still under peer pressure! i smoke but no one pressured me to. stop acting like u snoop dogg nigga.

bitches talkn bout how many niggas they pull but dont NEVER be in a relationship. either u lyin or u a ho. either way own that shit.

bitches talkn about how they run shit & they independent but ya baby daddy have ya car all day, he take ya whole paycheck, pick u up late from work &  cuss u out when he DO get there…bitch u aint running shit. 

STOP FRONTING ON YOURSELF. ITS NOT A GOOD LOOK. IF SHIT AINT THE WAY U WANT IT…DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT…DONT JUST COVER IT UP WITH A LIE.

…i could go on forever but ill save the rest for another rant. another time.

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myTWITTRaddiction

“im addicted to you…youre -- my addiction” [ryan leslie & cassie- addiction]

i cant even remember when i wasnt on twitter. when i first made my account i didnt think much of it. i still preferred FaceBook. now its like what the hell are u doing with yourself if u DONT have a twitter?! what kind of socially inept person are u?!

Overall it’s more private than MySpace which is good because it tends to generally leave the messiness out of the equation. With a MySpace public page youre allowing all types of people to go through ure pics, ure comments etc… not so much with twitter. U only got 140 characters for your bio & 1 shot to get the perfect profile picture. theres nothing to “pry” into yanno? i cant compare twitter to FB tho only cuz i still like it. MySpace is slowly trying to rip off of FB to hold on to the handful of active members it has now. MySpace is slowly turning into the century’s BlackPlanet.

Now the only thing that i h8 about twitters popularity is that all the skanks, thirst-monsters, hoochies, beezies from MySpace are creeping up onto OUR social network. u know who these girls are by the profile pics containing 90% of one or more of the following:

• tits
• ass
• tongues/tongue rings

OR their names containing one or more of the following:

• pussy
• tits
• ass
• barbie
• lewinsky
• “sexxi”
• & many more that dont come to me now

& i FUCKN h8 it! twitter is NOT about finding someone new in ya city to fuck. sorry. it’s like mass TXT messaging. not SEXTING! [i love that word]

oh and the guys on twitter dont make it ANY better. they take advantage of these above said whore monguls by making TTs [trending topics] like #TwitterAfterDark. blah!!!! if i wanted to read shit like “i want u to put your p in my m” or “stick ya d in my a” ill fuckn read a graphic novel or txt my baby daddy. i come on twitter to have FUN not an ORGASM. spare me. thats all im sayin!

with that aside, twitter is the best social network to ever happen to me. i twitter on my phone, on my netbook, in the tub, on the toilet, under the covers, while im cooking, while im shopping, while im driving. wherever i can…i WILL & i probably have.

the funny part is that a lot of ppl join twitter for the celebs when in actuality its the REGULAR people who make MY day. MOST [not all] of the celebs are mad involved in themselves. its actually quite annoying. @KimKardashian. im not pointn any fingers…am i?

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justME

this is youre blogger. just in case u were wondering. *kanye shrug*

undertheWEATHER

 

i know ive been promising on doing a video entry but i havent been feeling good & trust me, u dont want to see me with a pile of tissues in front of me. SERIOUSLY.

but on another note, i sent in a submission for the next season of Bad Girls Club. who knows if i get picked but either way im cool. oh what i’d give to be on that show with a chick remotely like Natalie! i would wait until the very end of the show…like when we were packing up & i’d beat the BRAKES offa her. real talk.  but i LOVE this show. i love anything where people act a total ass on TV. if i do make it, ill be the chick chillin. If i wild out on u, u deserved that shit. Cross ya fingers. Im bout to smoke a blunt, take some Nyquil & call it a night.

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myBFFmaryjane

 

remember those D.A.R.E. classes? ill be the first to say that i was hardcore on that shit. i used to wear my muh-fuckn D.A.R.E. shirt on the weekends. thats how crucial it was.

“& i'd die for that shit too.”- Day Day (Friday After Next)

the point is that im writing this post with a blunt in my hand. wtf happened?! ill fuckn tell u what happened: the D.A.R.E. teacher couldnt have been talkn about weed.  i mean think about it. all the drugs he was talkn about did crazy shit like make u lose your rent $$ or make you steal out your momma’s purse. now i dunno what anyone else thinks but weed has NEVER, EVER made me do either one of those things.  if i dont have it..i dont have it.

oh jeez! then ALCOHOL?! yea right! niggas be running over people & running off clifs & shit. Weed only makes me get home safer so i can enjoy whatever munchies im bout to smash on.

weed is natural. yea. i said that shit. it is. when i roll a bliggity (thats a blunt . inside joke that i know more than 1 person would get) i dont have to add shit to it but an EMPTY cigar shell & saliva. Now i dont know the exact Betty Crocker recipe for crack but i DO know it aint easier than that. Jeezy said something about some baking soda. im not baking nigga…WTF i need that shit for?!

crack.meth.pills (although i do enjoy a loritab or xanax every now & then). coke? none of that shit is the business!  im sorry to break it to you people but THATS what  Officer Friendly was yapping about.

have a blunt instead! u not high after the first one? fuck it. roll another. u cant overdose. trust me. (??).  there will never be a day where this high aint enough for me. this is NOT a gateway drug. believe me.

 

get ya mind right.

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whatREALITY?

 

is it just me or have reality shows reallly gone down the toilet? & by NO means does that mean that i dont watch that shit. of course i do damn it! who wouldnt? if someone manages to get on TV & make an ass of themselves..count me the fuck in. but seriously..

remember when all the reality TV we had was… THE REAL WORLD? its funny cuz that show is probably the least watched now that the airwaves have been flooded with dating shows.

everybody’s lookn for love! since when have you ever found your soulmate in a group of herpes type 2 infested bitches? RIGHT. that shit would NEVER happen. No matter who the “star” is of the show..no one ever ends up in an actual relationship. Hell, by the time most of the reunion shows air..theyve already calld it quits. remember when THE BACHELOR came out & we all truly believed they were falln in love?

oh & dont fuckn get me started about the fact that more than half of these girls that try out for the shows have done or participated in 1 or more of the follow acts/occupations:

1. dancing..& not the classical or hiphop kind
2. posed nude
3. porn
4. modeling

..so where does that leave the “real” girls? out of sight & mind i suppose. i guess i just dont get whats so “real” in reality shows.

AND THEN ON TOP OFF ALL THAT….the SHIT these bitches say blows my fucking mind! here’s a great example. i was watching that new show with FRANK the ENTERTAINER [from I Love NY & I Love $$]. there was this 1 chick that he was grilln becuz she didnt know anything about him [*see above 1-4 for explanation]. but anyway she does her little recap thingy & she says,

“that was the MOST embarrasing ive EVER experienced.”

bitch huh? thats not even english…i dont think. take me back to the days when there were really good scripted shows [not like THE HILLS] for people our age.  *daydreams*…but  this is what they have subjected us to.

pray 4us.

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thugLUV

check how she got her foot wrapped around that chair holding on for dear life.