nickiMINAJisRUNINGmyLIFE!

 

dont get me wrong…i like her but the confidence she be giving these boogawolves is just too much for me to handle!!!!

 

homegirl like 7’3 wit them shoes on…that BARELY match her outfit. wait…now that i look again…i dont think they do. SMH. i cant.

weDONTgoTOGETHER.

 

yes people. its almost that time of the year when relationships magically fall apart. yanno..summer. my issue with this season is that a lot of you assholes dont even do it right! u cant wait until june to be like “oh this isnt working." or “its the summer i wanna explore my possibilities.” wammmmp. not a good idea. regardless of where the relationship stands in the fall…this is about that time that you need to be strategizing a possible summer escape plan. wanna know why she never let u fuck again after u dumped her? because u didnt do it the right way. a more developed plan goes a long way.

be prepared for the one question that you KNOW shes gonna ask: WHY?!

this is the part where u either pass of fail. now most of u simple niggas are probably thinking that u pass either way cuz u got freed up. SMH. the true success of a breakup is when she doesnt completely hate u.

the worst thing to do is to stumble on the reply. dont ever ever ever ever say any of the following:

• “its not u…its me.”
• “remember that night when u wouldnt let me go out? yea. thats why.”
• “if you love me, youll let me go…”

-_- <<that should be similar to the type of face u will receive after she hears that shit out of your mouth.

when THE question arises the best route is to be honest…almost. no matter what u say make sure u end it with something on the lines of: “ there are just some things that i really need to figure out. i just hope your still there when i do.” that should work for most. if not…she’ll prolly give up some sympathy ass every blue moon just because it SOUNDED like u thought the idea thru.

mind u…none of this would work on me. imma g. ill breakup wit u first. LOL.

 

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flyerTHANtheRESTofTHEM

so somewhere around 1pm today my boyfriend/baby daddy came by to spend some time with us. now usually he just will come over in some lounging clothes. its not a big deal becuz we used to live together & we have been together long enough that we dont need to dress to impress each other yanno? anyway THIS nigga comes over her with some fresh nikes, fresh fitted & a nice crisp new shirt--all coordinating. now when were going out he always dresses nice but this was random. i couldnt help but laugh like
'look at mr. fly guy.'
i guess i laughd becuz it threw me off. anyway he comes in like
'wheres the baby?' & i go 'he's sleep'.
so we go to smoke a blunt or two and he goes 'oh im gonna kick it with my cousin tonight thats why im dressed like this...i know u wanted to ask.'
damn right. anyway, fast forward to like an hour ago and im like
'sooo when u leavin?' then he get all offended & shit like 'ohh u kickn me out now? oh i see how it is.'
he's so funny cuz he came over here like he had other shit to do but he spends 20 minutes tryna con me to let him stay. waaamp. i love him but were tryn to work some issues out & us sharing a bed again aint gon get nothing accomplishd. right now im in the state of mind like ill do ANYTHING for him but we cant fall asleep together. lol. were working on it.

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